Wednesday, April 8, 2009

don't f this up abc family




10 things i hate about you movie is julia stiles ONLY redeeming quality and i hate her.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

f'in theme songs...

i can't get the doogie howser md theme song out of my head.

what theme songs do you get stuck in your head?

who can blame him?

Countess LuAnn Doucheleps is getting divorced. The count was probably sick of hearing criticisms veiled with "my love" at the end.

I demand her title be taken away!

http://www.nypost.com/seven/03312009/gossip/pagesix/count_housewife_couple_out_162134.htm

it's baaaaaaaaaaaack!


****SPOILER******

OMG you guys! gossip girl is FINALLY good again. after a shitty episode, a 209854075 year wait, another shitty episode (the whole men's club story line was so f-ing stupid) and then an ok episode, Gossip Girl is back on track.


last night's episode was great! i am a HUGE chuck and blair fan but was totally digging the blair/nate vibe AND the best part of the episode:

BITCH GOT DUMPED!! haha vanessa. you aren't good enough for nate. and PLEASE put on a bra with that purple dress.


and as it turns out chuck gets considerbly less hot when hooking up with vanessa. when will she just GO AWAY!?


clear eyes, full heart, can't lose

wahoo! friday night lights has been renewed for two more seasons!!!


i do have a pretty strong feeling they will find a way to f it up in those two seasons but watching a bad episode of fnl is usually better than watching a good episode of anything else


case and point :

Sunday, March 29, 2009

doogie

******THE PERSONAL JOURNAL OF PRIMARILY F. RUIT 03.30.09******

Last night I learned that great TV isn't just whats on now, it's whats on Hulu from twenty years ago. I also learned its highly hilarious and addictive.

i discovered that the whole doogie howser md series is on hulu. not a good discovery at 1:30 am on Monday morning when you should be sleeping.

first of all the show is 20 years old! 20! makes me feel old.

second, the show is f-ed up
in the first episode i watched (the second ep - don't know why but the first one was not available) a doctor, doogies mom's age asks him out to dinner, and kisses him on the lips. which i think was meant to look innocent but was just weird. then at dinner she asks him to FATHER HER CHILD. yes, i understand he's a doctor, but he's 16! doogs thinks that she wants to bone him and talks to his dr friend with the crazy hair who (rightly) confronts the crazy later doctor to say this is totes inappropriate. ohhh but it was a misunderstanding - she just wanted to be inseminated with his sperm! ooookay thats not bad. um yeah it is everyone, this is a 16 year old child - NO ONE touches on the fact that if they had sex it would be completely illegal (1989 must have been before mary kay lauterno) not to mention totally weird that a 16year old would father a baby that way...

anyway its all resolved cause doogie remembers he has a girlfriend wanda and wants to have kids the old fashion way when he grows up (spoiler alert doogie - you grow up gay)

the next episode doogie and wanda decide to go steady and celebrate by going to the drive in and wanda kisses doogie "like hes never been kissed before" then all of a sudden her appendix is about to burst and he rushes her to the hospital where ALL the doctors are busy and he must be her doctor. ok ok , totally plausible tv show set up, but then it gets WEIRD. because there is no time to do a sonogram to determine the pendicitius doogs must do a PELVIC exam on wanda.

afterwards shes all weirded out and he doesnt get it, he was just be a doctor. then doogies mom explains to him that girls get embarassed when doctors poke around in their junk and it was probs weird for her boyfriend to be all up in hers.

i watched another hilarious ep about drinking and driving but i stayed up way too late watching that shit (and most likely will again tonight) so i need to reserve my engery for some actual work.


Friday, March 27, 2009

i have a hard time saying this...

but it must be said.

i am, kinda, um, i guess , over "the office".

don't get me wrong i still think its a good show and it totally has its moments but the last few seasons have really blown. i think it might be hard because season two of the office was just such a gem. and season three still had some steam in it. but last season was pretty eh, and i know that the writers strike probs was a big reason but i just havent been able to get that same ol' feeling back.

also i was OBSESSED with this show. i read officetally.com more than my work email i followed everyone on myspace. i bought the deluxe box set of season three that came with a dwight bobble head and my own dundie (which is staring at me on my desk right now and making me feel pretty guilty). but now i just think its gotten so ridiculous. and jim is no longer a heart throb but a douche. and some episodes make me SO uncomf. like the prince paper one, i've only been able to watch once cause i feel so bad about it.

im glad for what happened last night, only because i think there needs to be a change.

what do you think?