f'in theme songs...

i can't get the doogie howser md theme song out of my head.

what theme songs do you get stuck in your head?

who can blame him?

Countess LuAnn Doucheleps is getting divorced. The count was probably sick of hearing criticisms veiled with "my love" at the end.

I demand her title be taken away!

http://www.nypost.com/seven/03312009/gossip/pagesix/count_housewife_couple_out_162134.htm

it's baaaaaaaaaaaack!

****SPOILER******

OMG you guys! gossip girl is FINALLY good again. after a shitty episode, a 209854075 year wait, another shitty episode (the whole men's club story line was so f-ing stupid) and then an ok episode, Gossip Girl is back on track.

last night's episode was great! i am a HUGE chuck and blair fan but was totally digging the blair/nate vibe AND the best part of the episode:

BITCH GOT DUMPED!! haha vanessa. you aren't good enough for nate. and PLEASE put on a bra with that purple dress.

and as it turns out chuck gets considerbly less hot when hooking up with vanessa. when will she just GO AWAY!?

clear eyes, full heart, can't lose

wahoo! friday night lights has been renewed for two more seasons!!!


i do have a pretty strong feeling they will find a way to f it up in those two seasons but watching a bad episode of fnl is usually better than watching a good episode of anything else


case and point :

doogie

******THE PERSONAL JOURNAL OF PRIMARILY F. RUIT 03.30.09******

Last night I learned that great TV isn't just whats on now, it's whats on Hulu from twenty years ago. I also learned its highly hilarious and addictive.

i discovered that the whole doogie howser md series is on hulu. not a good discovery at 1:30 am on Monday morning when you should be sleeping.

first of all the show is 20 years old! 20! makes me feel old.

second, the show is f-ed up

in the first episode i watched (the second ep - don't know why but the first one was not available) a doctor, doogies mom's age asks him out to dinner, and kisses him on the lips. which i think was meant to look innocent but was just weird. then at dinner she asks him to FATHER HER CHILD. yes, i understand he's a doctor, but he's 16! doogs thinks that she wants to bone him and talks to his dr friend with the crazy hair who (rightly) confronts the crazy later doctor to say this is totes inappropriate. ohhh but it was a misunderstanding - she just wanted to be inseminated with his sperm! ooookay thats not bad. um yeah it is everyone, this is a 16 year old child - NO ONE touches on the fact that if they had sex it would be completely illegal (1989 must have been before mary kay lauterno) not to mention totally weird that a 16year old would father a baby that way...

anyway its all resolved cause doogie remembers he has a girlfriend wanda and wants to have kids the old fashion way when he grows up (spoiler alert doogie - you grow up gay)

the next episode doogie and wanda decide to go steady and celebrate by going to the drive in and wanda kisses doogie "like hes never been kissed before" then all of a sudden her appendix is about to burst and he rushes her to the hospital where ALL the doctors are busy and he must be her doctor. ok ok , totally plausible tv show set up, but then it gets WEIRD. because there is no time to do a sonogram to determine the pendicitius doogs must do a PELVIC exam on wanda.

afterwards shes all weirded out and he doesnt get it, he was just be a doctor. then doogies mom explains to him that girls get embarassed when doctors poke around in their junk and it was probs weird for her boyfriend to be all up in hers.

i watched another hilarious ep about drinking and driving but i stayed up way too late watching that shit (and most likely will again tonight) so i need to reserve my engery for some actual work.

i have a hard time saying this...

but it must be said.

i am, kinda, um, i guess , over "the office".

don't get me wrong i still think its a good show and it totally has its moments but the last few seasons have really blown. i think it might be hard because season two of the office was just such a gem. and season three still had some steam in it. but last season was pretty eh, and i know that the writers strike probs was a big reason but i just havent been able to get that same ol' feeling back.

also i was OBSESSED with this show. i read officetally.com more than my work email i followed everyone on myspace. i bought the deluxe box set of season three that came with a dwight bobble head and my own dundie (which is staring at me on my desk right now and making me feel pretty guilty). but now i just think its gotten so ridiculous. and jim is no longer a heart throb but a douche. and some episodes make me SO uncomf. like the prince paper one, i've only been able to watch once cause i feel so bad about it.

im glad for what happened last night, only because i think there needs to be a change.

what do you think?

what is google adsense trying to tell me?!

(click on it if you can't see, too lazy to fix)

I WON'T GO! well maybe to to florida...

"the boat"

ok time to talk about "the boat"

"The Boat" is where i put people I hate on television. the implication is that if you put someone on a boat you then push it to sea and they are left to starve and die of thirst somewhere where i dont have to look at them anymore. In few instances, you can get off the boat, and I dont take it lightly who i put on it. these are people that you just downright cannot stand - and you dont really need to have much of a reason. right now the main people on the boat are:

Vanessa from Gossip Girl (she's the fucking captain cause i can't stand her that much) and
Lexie from Grey's (she has slight potential for being let off). Oh and i just added Kelly from RH NYC.

Explanations:
i truly HATE vanessa on gg. i fast forward thru most of her stories. ugh she bugs me so bad. where are you're parents? how come you are never "home schooling"? why do you always hang out at a school that is not yours? (totes not allowed to do that btdubs) why do you know so much about "intellectual crap" ? do you only eat at rufus's gallery? why must you exist!? i want her to go away so bad, so she's on the boat.

lexie is just needy and annoying - on the boat

kelly - my thoughts were made clear earlier

there are probs some others on my boat right now (mady - from jon and kate def) but who's on your boat?

i LOVE this show!

i know we discussed before the best cast of real houswives and i wasnt sure, but i am now. NYC all the way! (high five!) i just loooooooooove the show.

bethanny - hilarious

jill zarin - perfection

alex - hilariously bizarre

simon (cause you know he's totally a housewife) - nipple hairiest barf face weirdo

the cuntess - not a typo

ramona - omg looney tunes

and

kelly djion simosa - what a stupid twat

ok few positive thoughts before delving into bitch mode -

- i love bethanny and jill's relationship, its just too cute

- bethanny really does have the best commentaries - so dead on

um that might be it, i love those two - now for the fun stuff

Kelly

- wtf is wrong with kelly's face? it is so awful its distracting - sun screen

- who the f is she?! like who cares?

- DO NOT speak to bethanny like that or disrespect Ally - sure arthritis is kinda a lame-o thing to raise money for (thats totally going to bite me in the ass as i already have some arthritis and its coming at me hardcore from both sides of the gene pool) but be nice and dont just call the whole thing cute!

-besides the drama of bitching out bethanny she brings nothing to the table.

she's on the boat! *

Luann

- ugh. if i were her daughter i would be RUNNING to boarding school. iw ould have tried to go when i was like 2, but its probably hard for them to leave their real mother rosie.

- she is just SUCH a bitch i can't even believe it. she is so freaking useless.

- i love how she is ALWAYS putting someone down, even when she compliments them

Ramona

- her husband is hot, but how does he deal with her crazy ass

- when i drink i like to imitate her - not so easy on the internet, and probs not too funny in real life either

Alex

- oh alex... why are you always drinking champagne

ok you're turn tell me your thoughts

* the boat will be further explored in upcoming posts

hello again

hi. perhaps you've noticed, or not, but i've been gone for a while. my job has taken over my life and i haven't really had the time or energy to blog. i tried a few times but it was seriously depressing. don't worry i still have been watching tv. obvi. but the bottle of wine i down the moment i get in the door makes it hard to remember everything i watch, but easier to forget the shit day i just had. so today - while i def should be getting things done perhaps i will get back into the swing of things here. and i will try (try being the operative word) to not always sound like such a bitter drunk couch potato. though it is hard denying who you are.

(this image comes up when you google image angry couch potato)

i watch alone

lost was sooooooooooooo good tonight. i may actually watch again.

but i have to share something. and if j you ever read this in the future i apologize and don't take it personally: i cannot, CANNOT watch lost with anyone. ever.

for those of you who know me, which i'm about 1000000% positive is everyone who would ever read this stupid blog, you know that despite selling myself as being "easy going" i actually have a lot of strange "rules" and "quirks". and one of them i have realized is watching lost. i can't watch it with anyone one. i can't watch it if its light out. i can't watch it with the lights on. i can't watch it and be online. i have to be by myself, in a dark room, uninterupted. interestingly i can watch it drunk but to delve into what i can and can do and mostly do drunk may just open pandoras box, and since im pretty drunk right now, lets just not go there.

(ugh side note: weird french vampire girls who live above me and only wear heels ALL THE TIME and only shower and vacuum between the hours of 12 and 5 am will NOT shut the fuck up right now - rage ensues)

anyhoo... my isolation of watch losting (i recognize the slip but thought it was too funny to erase) is not born out anti social behavior but from the fact that for as long as i remember i have watched lost by myself (forgive me gilpin girls i do believe i would watch with you, and v we could as well(ct basement what?!)) but for the last 3 years i have not lived with any watchers. and i watch at night. and i dvr so i can ff thru commercials. whats weird is when i watch i talk to myself, out loud - EVERY EP. but tonight i realized that i can't watch with anyone. esp someone who has never watched before ("TIME TRAVEL?!" um yeah)

this is a very long winded explanation of nothing.

but that was a great ep wasn't it?

i think that that was sawyers mother and the baby delivered was him...

ok off to fucking lose it on my neighbors. au revoir!

i suck

im sure no one really cares but i have totally slacked. i personally blame the economy. if the economy didn't suck i could find a new job and not be so miserable and not have to drink all the time and have plenty of time to blog.


also i gave up facebook for lent so everytime i am on the computer i try to make it quick so i don't cheat.

ill try to put up some good posts this week - but i'm going to have to try to be more prof at work and not spend ALL my time on my personal endeavors.

until then here are a list of shows that i am dying to talk about with people - so gather your thoughts on them - and if you feel like it leave some comments about what you want to talk/hear about.

big love
secret diary of a call girl
american idol
big bang theory
how i met your mother
united states of tara
flight of the conchords
lost