who can blame him?

Countess LuAnn Doucheleps is getting divorced. The count was probably sick of hearing criticisms veiled with "my love" at the end.

I demand her title be taken away!

http://www.nypost.com/seven/03312009/gossip/pagesix/count_housewife_couple_out_162134.htm

i LOVE this show!

i know we discussed before the best cast of real houswives and i wasnt sure, but i am now. NYC all the way! (high five!) i just loooooooooove the show.

bethanny - hilarious

jill zarin - perfection

alex - hilariously bizarre

simon (cause you know he's totally a housewife) - nipple hairiest barf face weirdo

the cuntess - not a typo

ramona - omg looney tunes

and

kelly djion simosa - what a stupid twat

ok few positive thoughts before delving into bitch mode -

- i love bethanny and jill's relationship, its just too cute

- bethanny really does have the best commentaries - so dead on

um that might be it, i love those two - now for the fun stuff

Kelly

- wtf is wrong with kelly's face? it is so awful its distracting - sun screen

- who the f is she?! like who cares?

- DO NOT speak to bethanny like that or disrespect Ally - sure arthritis is kinda a lame-o thing to raise money for (thats totally going to bite me in the ass as i already have some arthritis and its coming at me hardcore from both sides of the gene pool) but be nice and dont just call the whole thing cute!

-besides the drama of bitching out bethanny she brings nothing to the table.

she's on the boat! *

Luann

- ugh. if i were her daughter i would be RUNNING to boarding school. iw ould have tried to go when i was like 2, but its probably hard for them to leave their real mother rosie.

- she is just SUCH a bitch i can't even believe it. she is so freaking useless.

- i love how she is ALWAYS putting someone down, even when she compliments them

Ramona

- her husband is hot, but how does he deal with her crazy ass

- when i drink i like to imitate her - not so easy on the internet, and probs not too funny in real life either

Alex

- oh alex... why are you always drinking champagne

ok you're turn tell me your thoughts

* the boat will be further explored in upcoming posts

Real Housewives: Cast Debates

wow. crazy weekend. im going to wait til tonight to post about what i have been watching. caught up on some great tv last night. really digging hbo and showtime right now.

in the meantime let's discuss what is on tonight: the premiere of The Real Housewives of New York City ! are you ready? do you care? do i care? i think i do. i really love watching the NYC cast - mainly because i live in nyc and i like to point out places i've been (though most of the time its like "oh look there's that fancy place i walk by while going to burger king, mmmm bacon cheeseburger")

lately i have been trying to decide which Real Housewives i like the best. Theres the OC which gets props for being the original. then there's NYC which def has some pretty good drama. but then there Atlanta which has nene, which is pretty much all i need in a tv show. so what is your fave cast? i am really curious - so shoot your opinions to the comments.

and remember your choice is likely to change when this spring Real Housewives of New Jersey premieres. i know a lady who worked on the show and she said its supposed to be really really crazy. yay!

oh and one more thing - in the oc the ladies hold oranges, nyc apples and atlanta peaches - so wtf are they going to hold in new jersey?!