i know we discussed before the best cast of real houswives and i wasnt sure, but i am now. NYC all the way! (high five!) i just loooooooooove the show.
bethanny - hilarious
jill zarin - perfection
alex - hilariously bizarre
simon (cause you know he's totally a housewife) - nipple hairiest barf face weirdo
the cuntess - not a typo
ramona - omg looney tunes
and
kelly djion simosa - what a stupid twat
ok few positive thoughts before delving into bitch mode -
- i love bethanny and jill's relationship, its just too cute
- bethanny really does have the best commentaries - so dead on
um that might be it, i love those two - now for the fun stuff
Kelly
- wtf is wrong with kelly's face? it is so awful its distracting - sun screen
- who the f is she?! like who cares?
- DO NOT speak to bethanny like that or disrespect Ally - sure arthritis is kinda a lame-o thing to raise money for (thats totally going to bite me in the ass as i already have some arthritis and its coming at me hardcore from both sides of the gene pool) but be nice and dont just call the whole thing cute!
-besides the drama of bitching out bethanny she brings nothing to the table.
she's on the boat! *
Luann
- ugh. if i were her daughter i would be RUNNING to boarding school. iw ould have tried to go when i was like 2, but its probably hard for them to leave their real mother rosie.
- she is just SUCH a bitch i can't even believe it. she is so freaking useless.
- i love how she is ALWAYS putting someone down, even when she compliments them
Ramona
- her husband is hot, but how does he deal with her crazy ass
- when i drink i like to imitate her - not so easy on the internet, and probs not too funny in real life either
Alex
- oh alex... why are you always drinking champagne
ok you're turn tell me your thoughts
* the boat will be further explored in upcoming posts
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