i watch red carpet - live blog attempt

i am attempting for no other reason than pure boredom to live blog the oscar pre-show 

6:09

ok im just starting the e! pre-show, i'm a little late but miley happens to be the first face on the carpet. question: why is she so GD ANNOYING?! her face, her voice, her face, everything she says, i think i like her dress though, maybe. ok i have to change.

note: it is VERY important to have a good show to flip back and forth too for award pre -shows/ real shows. that is sober house on vh1 for me right now. 

6:16

so i am actually so sucked into sober house right now and not doing a good job flipping, but i went to e! website to steal some pics of fug face miley and they are doing the whole live facebook event thing that cnn did for the inauguration. pretty cool. 

6:21

i am bored already. i guess it will get better when more people arrived.  mmm dr. drew is so hot.

6:23

is the guy from mammia mia hot or not? i can't decide. and does jay emmanuel (mister j) really think the whole platinum blonde gelled up hair is still working? i mean he has been doing that same shit since from the beginning of antm

mmm that dominos commercial is making me want pizza...

6:31

why are zac efron and vanessa hudgens there?

why do i watch this shit. i am bored. lets check back in with sober house...

6:35

ugh commercials on both sites

PHOBE CATES!! who doesnt love drop dead fred!? i forgot about that movie. and that phoebe cates is married to kevin kline

6:39 

does anyone else love sober house? i just can't get enough of these people, i loved celeb rehab and i love this show.

OK - im taking a break cause this seems pretty useless right now perhaps i will be back.

BUT WAIT

how cute are the slumdog kids!? ryan seacrest is an idiot.

7:41 

ok ok i'm back. i took a break and actually ordered some dominos - why do i always give in?

it was pretty f-ing nasty but if you order online there is this cool / pathetic thing you can watch and track your pizza

brad and angie have arrived. anyone else over them?

penelope cruz - you have lived in this country for a VERY long time. STOP FAKING LIKE YOU DONT SPEAKA THE ENGLISH!

7:46

what right just jessica biel have being there? i don't remember a 7th heaven movie coming out this year? (omg that would be AMAZING -- what trouble could mary get into now? re- t.p.-ing the gym?)

kate winslet is FLAWLESS

7:51

where are jen and john?

juliana is possibly the most annoying person in the world?

angelina's dresses are always so boring.

let's play watch the rando's in the  background, much more interesting

7:58

i LOVE that brad and angelina HATE seacrest! it is soooo humorous and uncomf.

robert downing jr. looks so hot! he just doesnt ever stop being hot, ever.

seriously i want my jen/john/brad/angie awk encounter to happen!

8:00

switched over to abc. take it away tim gunn and robin roberts

8:04

matthew broderick is making me feel uncomf, very uncomf.

OK I'M OUT FOR NOW

ill check in during the show :)